1 Mother 2 Another

The number of years I've now been
married: 17


The number of poolside glasses of champagne I consumed celebrating
this fact during an overnight anniversary getaway: 2


The number of panicked calls I received from our first-time
babysitter who also happens to be seven months pregnant with her
first child during said overnight getaway: 0



You are so ready for this, Nikkie. You're going to rock
motherhood.